"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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