he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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