i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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