Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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