I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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