dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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