I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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