He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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