I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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