I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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