I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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