Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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