Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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