So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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