Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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