I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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