so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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