I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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