You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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