somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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