i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He did a backflip because drugs
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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