I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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