so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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