so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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