sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So apparently I’m into choking now
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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