your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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