This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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