ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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