He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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