This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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