Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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