Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You're a waste of cheezeits
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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