wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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