id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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