can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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