dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
he had hair everywhere except his balls
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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