i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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