Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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