While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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