I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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