Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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