I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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