Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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