I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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