and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'm always down for nudity.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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