Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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