Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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