Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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