whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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