"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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