idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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