it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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