Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
